Sweet Party

# PARTY

So now me and my homies are at the party and I have to say this is one slick show with all the girls around and the abundance of honey nothing could make this party better.

# 6 HOURS LATER

The party is of the hook my bro Ben pulled out that black orb thing we got from those chumps awhile ago and has been firing of black bolts of light into the air and getting drunk as hell.

# 2 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS LATER

This party has reached a new level those black bolts that Ben's been messing with just light half of the party ground on fire this is so rad man why is every one running.

# RUN FOR YOU LIFE'S

Forget what I was saying this SUCKS!!! Ben just summoned a demon from the underworld which is now causing havoc upon the party ground which is now empty besides me (where did everybody go?)

# SAVED!!!

Yah know that demon thing I mentioned earlier it went after me and I though I was dead meat but then this nymph jumped out of the bushes and knocked me aside saving me from the demons fiery breath.

# WEIRD STUFF MAN

We finally managed to make it out of the party and knowing me the first thing I asked my savoir is "Yo man have you been following me because if so I am not down with that man." She than said "Yes" and I was like let us embrace and she raced towards to hug me and I was like "Psyche get out of here I shall never be your" and she ran off.

#S0D's-FOR-LIFE #LAME-PARTY #NARCISSUS-IS-AWESOME #RED-DEMON-FOR-LIFE

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Had some fun :D

Well its been a few days since my friends and I had that encounter with Craterus and his gang and I have been felling pretty good. I have noticed more nymphs than usual have been hanging with me but that's the curse of victory. There is this one girl (or guy!?!) that has been following me around and at first I was like lets take that chump down, but then I was like "man the mystery adds to my mystique" so I continued to hang around relaxing with my lady friends, then they were heading out to some chill party and I was like "that sounds so swish lets roll".

#PARTY #DON'T-TRUST-THE-APPLES #WEIRD-GIRL-LIKE-PIE #NARCISSUS-IS-AWSOME

Hanging with my homies

Well I'm back after I met some nymphs but none of them were hip with the wip it, so I was like waaa and headed off to chillax with my homies. So me and my bros set off to the local dairy plant and then suddenly met up with my old nemesis Craterus and his group of thugs when they came over from some bushes carrying some black power orb or something and were like "Yo Yo B B boy snake dog G." then one of his goons was like " that's the word yah heard, Make way for the Nero." I was then like HEELLLL no and then I was like "guys we should blat blat that black power ma jiggy."and we did, sending them crying to their mamas.

#IROCK #NEROSUX #POWERMAJIGGY #NARCISSUS-IS-AWESOME 

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Just chilling out

I was chilling on a rock one day, yah know hanging and I came up with this cool idea, what would it like if I made a blog. At first I was like nah but then I thought about it and I was like what if it was about ME. I was on board from then, so here I am, dono what to do next but I may as well go and head off and see if I can round up some nymphs to hang with.

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#NARCISSUS-IS-AWESOME #BLOGS-BOMB #onlythingbetterispie